Pakiasothy is apparently a fashionista, one that knows even men can show off their chests like women. Pakiasothy knows it doesn’t take a booby thingy to have a sexy chest.
I fail to understand how this freakshow has managed to get his own talk show on his own camera. I expect to find the answer sometime this millennium. But everyone should watch this freaking interview. It’s awesome.
Disclaimer: Pakiasothy’s interviews cause short-term memory loss. This program is no exception to the rule.
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Important : Admire his chest. Fall in love. Its seductive. Ain’t it?
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But because of this interview I have gained crucial insights into the mind of Pakiasothy and how he has been coached into giving long winding answers that never lead anywhere, especially on politics.
Observe:
Hired interviewer: What is this accent you have?
Pakiasothy: Its called Victorian, common among Ivy League educated NGO Jackasses like myself.
Hired Interviewer: When you decided to support terrorists, what about them impressed you the most?
Pakiasothy: The fact that it offered potential, and I could build my NGO empire around it. That was a good proposition, quite viable too, sadly till May 18th 2009.
Hired Interviewer: How does it feel to be defeated and dreams shattered?
Pakiasothy: It feels (F WORD) awesome! Jackass.
Hired interviewer: Are you sweating?
Pakiasothy: No. I live in an A/Cd house, travel in an A/Cd vehicle, and work in an A/Cd office. Thanks to our NGO sponsors, we never had to sweat.
Hired interviewer: Do you have a skin disease? Did you consult a dermatologist?
Pakiasothy: No. Actually my skin is pretty thick when confronted with reality, but smooth as silk when we want to talk about NGO ideologies.
Hired interviewer: How about a cardiologist then? Are you prone to cardiac arrests? Does your chest require natural ventilation all the time? Why do you always show your chest to others? What’s the secret? Is there any?
Pakiasothy: It’s my trademark open chest style you see. Helps reinforce the fact that I’m a sexy beast. Can you see, It’s (F word) awesome? My chest. I take a lot of pride in showing it off. It’s one of the most celebrated chests of our times you know… Do you like my chest? It’s awesome, isn’t it?
Hired Interviewer: You mean it’s your asset?
Pakiasothy: there you are… I like showing off my chest. That’s my fashion.
Hired Interviewer: Isn’t that indecent behavior in SL? Aren’t we supposed to dress appropriately? All your shirts have buttons, no?
Pakiasothy: ????? ##### ???????
NB : This is just Parody. Pun intended, disrespect not. I too love the way this man shows off his chest !
2 comments:
Actually I quite like his accent. It's refreshing to hear properly pronounced vowels in Sri Lanka.
I still think it's necessary to modify your accent according to the audience. I generally use three accents, a Sri Lankan one with Lankans, a properly articulated and enunciated one when required, and of course a street accent. I do this quite involuntarily sometimes. My girlfriend finds this quite amusing.
I think Savaranamuttu's problem is that he doesn't think it's necessary to adjust the way his speak according to the audience. This makes him less credible in the eyes of some. I've seen him being referred to as "that alien accented" NGO karaya in government newspapers.
As for the tie-less open collar shirt, I think it's another affectation to appear to be less like a corporate tool. I don't think he attends donor meetings like this.
it's funny, how two of us so different, end up on the same point of reality. You, jobless. Me, at work, checkign out this blog. You, an ngo hater, me an oppression hater. You, a bad writer, me -oh ok. that's something we have in comon. hi!
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